The truth on what I did and did NOT hit
with a car:
I did hit a tree while backing up when I had my permit.
I did NOT hit an animal.
I did hit my neighbors fence post while pulling into our
yard.
I did NOT hit a stop sign, however I did come very close.
I did hit the garbage cans out back several times.
I did NOT hit any people.
I did drive up on the curb and onto the sidewalk, by accident.
I did NOT hit any other cars.
I also drove down a one way street in the opposite direction.
I also got lost in Kutztown.
I also got lost coming home from the mall.